I'm not sure about the content on this one, so you'll have to pop on over to my regular blog if you want to read it:
(An intro:)
So if you’re looking for a Christmas, Hanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanzaa or Festivus gift… You may not want to go with these, unless you’re trying to give some kind of hint that you don’t like the recipient. I’ve heard them advertised on the radio lately, and they’re both just ridiculous.
I hope to get an amusing discussion going in the comments over there and/or here!
